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Best ways to hide you’re a Tourist

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  1. 01Carry a large family-pack of toilet paper with you at all times.
  2. 02If lost, keep walking with confidence. Any direction will do.
  3. 03Avoid travelling in larger groups.
  4. 04Try suntan lotion.
  5. 05If in Paris, avoid wearing T-Shirts that read “Paris”.
  6. 06Forget Starbucks. Seriously. Try a local coffee place for God’s sake.
  7. 07No taking pictures (sorry).
  8. 08No getting drunk till after dark.
  9. 09Stay away from popular landmarks.
  10. 10Try to look busy at all times.